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PostPosted: Sun Aug 15, 2004 11:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Another pic of my kid, at that party, but the other pictures from it didn't turn out any good... So I'm sorry, but you won't get to see your brother here, jezi.

But notice the pink extension in her hair!


No offense, but your kid looks really mischievous in that picture... other than that, cute kid icon_wink.gif

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 15, 2004 11:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

jeremy wrote:
hey kids, I've taken it upon myself to organize this pictures forum, so I had Joe add a new post from me in the very beginning of this thread.

What's I've done is organized the pictures of everyone, so we have a list of all the pictures that have been shown.

You can check it out at http://www.mentallyincontinent.com/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=189&start=0

Keep adding them pictures and I'll keep adding them to the list, and just maybe we'll get to see what a lot of the people look like.,


Great job jeremy! You get a ... gold star?
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 15, 2004 11:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I should actually post a pic of me in my glasses, holding up exotic fruit.



Too bad they weren't melons, or I could make a joke.
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 15, 2004 9:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

My kid is a little prankster, she is. But darned cute!

Oh, and by the way, I wear contacts in that pic of me... Normally I wear glasses, but right now, I'm too lazy to post one of me with them on... And I don't really have any exotic fruits now....

But I think we ladies need to hear more compliments from the guys here! Right girls??

We even started a whole new thread based on some of the pics posted in here (Slade - get a haircut). Now we want something back!
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 16, 2004 2:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lady_Stardust wrote:
My kid is a little prankster, she is. But darned cute!

Oh, and by the way, I wear contacts in that pic of me... Normally I wear glasses, but right now, I'm too lazy to post one of me with them on... And I don't really have any exotic fruits now....

But I think we ladies need to hear more compliments from the guys here! Right girls??

We even started a whole new thread based on some of the pics posted in here (Slade - get a haircut). Now we want something back!


I whole heartedly agree.
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 16, 2004 5:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

My nephew Thomas asked me if he could run through my sprinkler the other day. Now I just have to get him to ask that to the ladies and take him to the mall icon_lol.gif
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 16, 2004 6:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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hey kids, I've taken it upon myself to organize this pictures forum, so I had Joe add a new post from me in the very beginning of this thread.

What's I've done is organized the pictures of everyone, so we have a list of all the pictures that have been shown.

You can check it out at http://www.mentallyincontinent.com/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=189&start=0

Keep adding them pictures and I'll keep adding them to the list, and just maybe we'll get to see what a lot of the people look like.,


Or Joe could get the Coppermine photo album module for PHPNuke and add a photo album to the site. It's pretty easy to set up and can be configured to either allow people to upload pictures to it instantly or to require moderator intervention before the picture gets posted.
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 16, 2004 8:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

CallieMo wrote:


Or Joe could get the Coppermine photo album module for PHPNuke and add a photo album to the site. It's pretty easy to set up and can be configured to either allow people to upload pictures to it instantly or to require moderator intervention before the picture gets posted.


With the amount of innuendo that goes on HERE in the family safe thread, someone should moderate that, if it goes up! Then I could replace my dwarf self picture with one a little uh.... taller!
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 16, 2004 10:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I would, CallieMo, but i'm afraid this site isn't exactly as "nuke" as it started as. Most Nuke modules won't work with my codebase.

And anyway, i got the "Jeremy" Module. It seems to be working VERY well icon_razz.gif

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 17, 2004 4:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Let me reply ... no, it is too long; let me sum up. </Princess Bride>

All of you girls are very cute. Your kid is adorable, Lady_Stardust, and if that's not you looking your best, I'd like to see you when you are. Girls in glasses are cute. Kiwis are exotic fruits? You people are all crazy, and I love you all. In a platonic way. Sort of platonic, anyway.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 17, 2004 4:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Let me reply ... no, it is too long; let me sum up. </Princess Bride>

All of you girls are very cute. Your kid is adorable, Lady_Stardust, and if that's not you looking your best, I'd like to see you when you are. Girls in glasses are cute. Kiwis are exotic fruits? You people are all crazy, and I love you all. In a platonic way. Sort of platonic, anyway.


Just admit it, your life would be empty without us icon_biggrin.gif

Thank you Doogie, I'll try to get one of me when I actually do look good...
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 17, 2004 4:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Would be empty? It WAS empty all weekend.

Although George Carlin was bloody awesome, and AvP wasn't half bad, and I did finally get to see Spider-Man 2.

Hm ....
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Although George Carlin was bloody awesome, and AvP wasn't half bad, and I did finally get to see Spider-Man 2.

Hm ....


Those are all just cheap substitutes for the real stuff!

BTW - was SP2 any good? I like men in tight clothes....
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Spider-Man 2 was good, but they should have cut out about 45 minutes of whinging.

Plus, to steal a joke, they ought to call it Peter-Parker-Man, the number of times he takes his mask off in front of people. Half of New York must know who he is by now!
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 17, 2004 4:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh well. Superman tricked Metropolis for God only knows how many years by simply wearing glasses...

And Batman had everybody in Gotham tricked by wearing a leather suit with big bulging...... muscles on it.... icon_redface.gif hehehe
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