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Wheres Your Sense Of Adventure?
A Leisurely Day Along The Mighty Merced
Snagging Some Clips
I`ll Give Away The Ending - They Taste NOTHING Like Grapes
Clang Bang Clang



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Still Mentally Incontinent
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* Where's Your Sense Of Adventure?

* A Leisurely Day Along The Mighty Merced

* Snagging Some Clips

* I`ll Give Away The Ending - They Taste NOTHING Like Grapes

* Clang Bang Clang


The book so far:

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Chapter 2:
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Chapter 4:
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Should "A Small Victory" be pulled aside and made a very special "Chapter 13" in the book (final chapter)?
No, leave "A Small Victory" in the voting for Chapter 12. Let's see what wins.
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Yes, pull "A Small Victory" aside and make it the last chapter, leaving 5 stories for Chapter 12 voting
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Breadfan
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 14, 2005 7:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Sounds like a plan, Joe m'lad.
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 14, 2005 7:55 am    Post subject: I doubt there is much more to tell, but it sounds good. Reply with quote
I think this is a little lopsided.

I like this nick guy, though. Tell me more.



Also, damn you short subject lengths. I'm spoiled to having 255 chars for a subject.
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 14, 2005 11:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Could you call it chapter 14 and skip chapter 13 altogether?
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 14, 2005 5:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Billyonaire wrote:
Could you call it chapter 14 and skip chapter 13 altogether?


If he were to skip chapter 13, then I would suggest that "A Small Victory" become Chapter B. It fits with the randomness that makes the forums what they are.
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 14, 2005 10:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Or, make the order 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,icecream,14,15,16....
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 15, 2005 2:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
I would vote for ice cream.
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 15, 2005 3:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
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No, leave "A Small Victory" in the voting for Chapter 12. Let's see what wins.
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Yes, pull "A Small Victory" aside and make it the last chapter, leaving 5 stories for Chapter 12 voting
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Where's the other percent?
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 15, 2005 5:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
PHPbb doesn't like decimals and rounds them.
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 16, 2005 4:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
I was going to say something, but I forgot what it was.

Anyway, more chapters = good!

:edit: Oh yeah, if all the losers are going to disappear from the site, I'd better start saving them locally!
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 16, 2005 6:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
hehe, well, you can probably bet (safely) that some of those will show up somewhere again in the future icon_smile.gif
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 16, 2005 6:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
But then all us old MI1ers can be like, "Hah! We already know that story! Losers."
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