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XliamX
Pranked Joe - and WON.


Joined: Jul 24, 2004
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Location: Texas

PostPosted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 12:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

My girlfriend came to visit over Spring Break.

I went camping the last night.

I threw my shirt in the campfire.

And my socks.

I don't know what I was thinking.

I put a ciggarettes out on my tongue, foot, and knee.

I know have a cigarette burn on my knee.
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Lady_Jez
Helloooooooo nurse!


Joined: Jul 22, 2004
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 3:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I have to be up in ten hours, but I probably won't go to sleep for another 4 or 5 at least.
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Joined: Dec 11, 2004
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 9:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I started this thread and it seems like a success!
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JahnBodah
...Yep! There we go! ...wow, that handwritting is kinda sloppy...I hope people can read it...
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BLinX
Urinal Biscuit


Joined: Jan 06, 2005
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 9:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

MilamberCidone wrote:
BLinX wrote:
I need to play DoD more.


Hey Blinx - You an American or Australian DoDer?


American, but i ping about 90 on out of US servers if you ever want to play icon_wink.gif
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Lady_Jez
Helloooooooo nurse!


Joined: Jul 22, 2004
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 10:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ok, make that taking a final on no sleep. I've figured out that when you have to get up for something, and can't sleep, when you start thinking "Ok, if I fell asleep right now I would be ok" that it's already too late and you might as well stay up.

/me yawns
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Declined Homncruse's Offer of Never-Ending Love


Joined: Mar 02, 2005
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 11:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I have to buy new kicks tonight.

I have to start jogging again.

I have to buy puppy food.

I have to replace the bandaids on my feet.

I have to brush my teeth.

I have to quit this boring ass job.
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Lady_Jez
Helloooooooo nurse!


Joined: Jul 22, 2004
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 2:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I have to take my final.

Right now.

Hope I don't fuck up too bad.
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theevildarkmage
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Joined: Mar 16, 2005
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 4:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

yay I have my avatar back! and puddles joined the forums today! everyone say hi to him
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Joined: Nov 15, 2004
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Location: Klamath Falls, OR, USA

PostPosted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 4:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hi puddles

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theevildarkmage
Ultimate Postwhore!


Joined: Mar 16, 2005
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 5:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

AquaticRes, why are you being mean to puddles? what did he do to you? Are you some little 13 year old that has to pick on people to make yourself look cool?
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fruitbat
Why aren't you in IRC?


Joined: May 26, 2004
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 5:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

the bernadotte family is displeased with your behaviour darkmage
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Lady_Jez
Helloooooooo nurse!


Joined: Jul 22, 2004
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 6:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dun think anyone will miss me, but it's sort of an announcement:

Tomorrow night I'm leaving to go home and visit my gramma for a week. I should be back the 30th or the 31st. And when I come back, I expect at least a title suggestion poll. I worked my butt off here people. icon_razz.gif I've posted more on here lately than on immortal, my other forum, but that's also due to the disturbing lack of quality in the members and posts over there lately. I really hate it when people join, and go through and dig up all the old shit from 2 years ago, and then when they run out of that they either post complete crap or they start replying to themselves. icon_rolleyes.gif

I don't think I did that on here, I know I didn't on there, but just in case, if I did I'm sorry and I'll shut up now for being a hypocrite. icon_razz.gif
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 9:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I still have to go boomboom.
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The Official Anti-Smoking Boobies of MI
They're GRRRREEAAT!!!


Joined: Oct 07, 2003
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 10:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I have a new avatar.

I went grave hopping on sunday.

I want to do more. I know of a cemetery in Lancaster I need to hit.

Mwaha.
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 12:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I want to go Grave Hopping.
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