Introduce Yourself (Right On)!

ninekayoh · Posted: Sat Apr 24, 2004 5:01 pm Post subject:

hey all, my name is alex and I live all over the UK.
I have a steady job with the police and absolutley no money, In 3 weeks i'll turn 20 and, as i am reliably informed by joe himself, it's all downhill from here!
However i do plan on furthering the education i lost as a young un', not too sure how i'll work it out yet...

But still, you gotta laugh!

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DJ_Mittens · Posted: Sun Apr 25, 2004 8:11 am Post subject:

I'm DJ Mittens. I'm a DJ, and my friends call me Mittens. I'm a Canuck - from Winnipeg, unfortunately, it's like a double-negative that no matter how you cut it just can't be positive at all - so if I slip into metric, you Yanks will have to forgive me.

I'm 21, in my 4th year of University and no closer to a degree than I was two years ago. I'm currently going after a joint computer science / education degree. I'm also studying German. Correction. I'm taking German classes. Maybe warum spreche ich nicht gut Deutsche.

I also love music, computers, and cars. My latest development is an Athlon XP 2500+ running at 2.3ghz, with four HDDs totalling 480GB of storage space - 1/4 music, 1/4 porn, 1/4 movies and TV shows, and 1/4 games and other stuff.

I like all music except country. Gimme Snoop, gimme Eminem, gimme Reel2Real, gimme Paul Oakenfold, gimme Van Halen, gimme The Clash, gimme The Flamingos, gimme Tchaikovsky and Mussourgsky. BUT, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T GIVE ME ALAN JACKSON!!

And cars? I used to have a '91 Prelude I bought back in August, but I blew it up about three weeks ago. Stories of that are pending. Currently, I'm putting away about $10,000-$15,000 and I'm going to be purchasing an '86-'87 Pontiac Fiero Fastback and I'll be doing a V-8 swap, getting it to around 500HP (my goal).

So, hit me up.

suzybabyyeah · Posted: Mon Apr 26, 2004 7:36 pm Post subject: Me, Myself and I

Hello good people!

I am not going to say anything really witty or entertaining...because well I am just not that sort of girl.

My name is Suzanne and I am 25 years old. It has been commented on that Suzanne is a name for an Air Hostess, but I can assure you that I am nothing more interesting than a telephone fault tech. - ok that sounds grander than it is... I fix telephones...and cable... but only from my desk in the office. I wouldn't want to be in the field... there are some crazy people out there.

I currently live in Plymouth in the UK, but later this year I should be moving to Charleston, South Carolina.... closer to bug Joe

Hrm...what else what else... oh yeah I have very few hobbies, I hate any forms of exercise but I do love eating Indian food and drinking Stella Artois.

Thats me...

oh I like hockey... and I swear if you say anything Joe I will get out my voodoo doll
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Myopia · Posted: Mon Apr 26, 2004 9:25 pm Post subject:

me be myopia. me be fourteen years of age. me be indian but me be living in the are be calling toronto. me be very cool. me be eating mcdonlads hamburger on a chair which be brown. me being very cool

yes.....very cool

Reflections · Posted: Wed Apr 28, 2004 7:20 pm Post subject:

Howdy all, I'm Tyler from Australia, mate. I am 18 years old and currently studying at school still, looking at music and computing for university in a couple of years. (I'm lazy and want to defer heh).

My interests are obviously music, been playing guitar most of my life and played around with pretty much most instruments. I have my geeky side, bit of a gamer in my spare time.

Bands - Go A Perfect Circle and Tool.. there is no better. Seen both live and plan to in future. Also go check out a new aussie band, the butterfly effect.. they've released their debut album and it's gonna go big..

***Joe the Peacock*** · Posted: Fri Apr 30, 2004 6:07 am Post subject: MxZorin is a lazy bastard

You will probably see him floating about throughout the site, but he refuses to come into this thread and say hi. So if you see MxZorin around - that's Mike. Yes, the mike from the stories.

MxZorin · Posted: Fri Apr 30, 2004 1:10 pm Post subject:

Hello everyone! Mike here. Yep, it's me, Mike from the stories. I'm 27. I live in metro Atlanta not far from Joe and Andrea. I have 2 jobs and 2 cats. I like hockey the most by far, but I pay some attention to all the other secondary sports. Since hockey is the best! I'm not quite sure what else to say. I guess if anyone wants to know something feel free to ask me. Glad to meet everyone! Go Red Wings!!!!!!

Lil · Posted: Fri Apr 30, 2004 5:56 pm Post subject:

Hi I'm Wendy. I'm a programmer in Panama City Fl. I have 1 son and 2 cats. I think the two cats combined weigh as much as my 9yr old son.

I'm playing EQ right now when I have time. I'm also going to school at night getting the pre reqs so I can start working on an MBA. Only 2 more to go befroe I start in Jan.

ManiacalLaughter · Posted: Sun May 02, 2004 7:27 am Post subject:

Hello. I am ManiacalLaughter. The one who doesn't have a website. I am a 15 year old girl who isn't quite evil, but I am a close variation of evil I like to call happy. Love me.
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Derickls · Posted: Sun May 02, 2004 9:38 am Post subject:

Hi i'm Derick. I'm 23 and live in the suburbs of Chicago. I've graduated college with degrees in computer science and theatrical lighting.

Couple of months ago i got laid off from my job, and am still looking for a new one. I used to read the site while getting paid, too bad the company is going under.

Winterlion · Posted: Sun May 02, 2004 2:07 pm Post subject:

That might be why it went under, Derick. Welcome, anyways! HEHE!
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the_cleaner · Flaming Burner Of Wasps Joined: May 07, 2004 Posts: 13

Hey All,
I'm Josh, 30, grew up in the lovely state of Connecticut, went to college in Waltham Massachusetts, got an absolutely useless (but quite interesting) degree in Sociology, and now I am the CIO of a large insurance firm in NYC. As you can see, I have a WHOLE lot of work to do (or not, as the case may be...

) I found out about this site through another message board, which shall remain nameless, unless asked of course, and have been crying with laughter ever since. Thanks to Joe for the registration assist (some IT guy I am!), and I'm looking forward to reading the stories, and perhaps soon enough gethering the cohones to post one of my own.

modgirlxxx · Posted: Tue May 11, 2004 8:14 am Post subject:

Ok I'll say Hi....been lurkin here for a few months now

Im the original Z groupie but Im trying to break the habit

I live in Brisbane, Queensland , Australia and am 35...........an oldie I see by everyone else's posts..........

I work for a sports radio station that broadcasts to 3 of our lovely states.....workin on the other ones but until the population picks up I cant see it happening.....

I love to read Joe's stories , they make me remember what it was like when I was a little 'un and had to cross my legs to stop myself from peeing....ahhhh the memories....Thanks Joe

Winterlion · Posted: Tue May 11, 2004 1:26 pm Post subject:

Welcome modgirl,

Hey Aussie, we are glad to have such a young lady with lurking skills on our team. I remember 35 as pretty good year for me. You are a noobie on lifes road and the very best of it is still way down the road. Enjoy every minute. lol.
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jeremy · Posted: Tue May 11, 2004 5:30 pm Post subject:

I _finally_ paid attention to this thread, so I figured I'd say hi to all.

I'm Jeremy, 22 from Connecticut. I work at a boat dealership, and I HATE this real world thing. I wanna go back to college. But it's dam nice to have money.

I'm all mac's, Dual 2ghz g5 w/4gigs of ram, and 2x250gb hd's and a g3 ibook if that means anything to you geeks.

I kinda have a site up. I own a few domains, and do NOTHING with any of them. But check it out if you're ever bored, and getting tired of waiting for joes next story

my hate list is small and meager so far, but i'm slowly adding stuff, and the blog I update every so - whenever I feel like it. http://www.jeremyhalvorsen.com
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