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PostPosted: Thu Aug 05, 2004 12:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I shall remain silent.

Well, except for this whole website / book thing I'm writing... I may mention it in there.

But aside from that, I'll remain silent.
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 05, 2004 12:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

luckily i've never had to deal with a girl being knife crazy. But I have dealt with my share of loonies. They used to fight about something, and then not talk about it, they'd just scream and try to leave. If i stepped in the way to say "let's talk about this, don't just run off" they'd scream like I was a rapist. Fucking nutty chicks man. Then I had one that lied to me about EVERYTHING! I wrote a little something to her on my blog http://blog.jeremyhalvorsen.com see if you can guess which one, it's like 3 down. (hint: I really _really_ hate her)

DISCLAIMER!!! not for the young, or people offended by language. If you're one of them, just don't go there. period. or I will fight you...and that ain't no lie.
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 05, 2004 4:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thanks guys icon_razz.gif but I do look like icon_twisted.gif or do I look like icon_eek.gif or icon_confused.gif or icon_cool.gif or will the world never know? I guess you saw my pictures so my comment is pointless.

Damn that hypnotic cowbell... damn it!
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 05, 2004 7:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 05, 2004 8:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

cowbell... cowbell... oh the cowbell.
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 06, 2004 2:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I am Ermac.

I bring with me another message, and my photo.

My picture:



The message from The One:

TIP EHT FO MOTTOB

Thank you.
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 06, 2004 2:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ermac wrote:
I am Ermac.

I bring with me another message, and my photo.

My picture:



The message from The One:

TIP EHT FO MOTTOB

Thank you.


...

I guess video games can fry your mind.
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 06, 2004 2:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

wow.
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 06, 2004 5:12 pm    Post subject: Re: I found one Reply with quote

Jenssey wrote:
ya'all know I look evil. icon_twisted.gif


Geez; you smile exactly like the twisted face!

Also, guys, a shoe will not kill me, and it won't work for goatse because I am straight (sorry, guys; I know you're disappointed).
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 06, 2004 5:29 pm    Post subject: Re: I found one Reply with quote

Slade wrote:
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ya'all know I look evil. icon_twisted.gif


Geez; you smile exactly like the twisted face!



Indeed... I pose to impress, obviously icon_twisted.gif icon_twisted.gif icon_twisted.gif
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 06, 2004 5:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

So you don't normally look that evil? Damn! Another fantasy gone.

Hey, I need the opinion of another woman. Earlier in this thread, I posted my pics. Am I hideous or handsome?
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 06, 2004 7:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Slade wrote:
So you don't normally look that evil? Damn! Another fantasy gone.

Hey, I need the opinion of another woman. Earlier in this thread, I posted my pics. Am I hideous or handsome?


Well, you should try to part with some of that heir on top of your head... Maybe that's why girls want to touch it, they really want to cut it...

Just a friendly advice!
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 06, 2004 7:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've actually been trying to get it down, but my sister is my hairdresser, and she's been going through some personal problems recently (such as a foster-child trying to commit suicide).

Nonetheless, that doesn't really answer the question, now does it?
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 06, 2004 7:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

What I was trying to say, obviously I wasn't clear enough, was that all together you're not too frightening to look at, but your hair is waaay to big. The 70's are definately over...

Shorter hair, you'd almost be cute, like cokeplantking....
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 06, 2004 7:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

That's more sixties than seventies hair, according to my parents.

And, unlike them, I doubt you lived through both.

Hey, wait -- ALMOST?
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