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PostPosted: Wed Aug 04, 2004 1:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

You know....

Just last night, I was thinking "This thread needs more cowbell."

Then, Jeremy goes and takes care of that. Thanks, Jeremy.

You're a real friend. Not like that awful bastard, Mr. Wizard! What a liar!
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 04, 2004 2:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Slade wrote:
Well, everyone, finally the climax of this thread ....

Me!


What the hell is THAT!? QUICK, SOMEBODY GET ME A VERY LARGE SHOE!

That's... very disturbing. I think we have the new image candidate for goatse. icon_razz.gif

Also, just so you know, the "Me!" part didn't really seem very apparent, so at first I thought you forgot to post the picture too. Jeremy did your job for you!
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 04, 2004 4:52 am    Post subject: I found one Reply with quote

Hmmm I found a picture.

But here is a real picture of me.



ya'all know I look evil. icon_twisted.gif
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 04, 2004 6:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Y'know, I don't know why the girls on this forum are complaining about being outnumbered and that there aren't very many of them. It's true, but they're all much prettier than any of us guys ever will be. Their beauty combined is greater than that of all the males in this forum icon_razz.gif

But of course, I'm biased, so maybe it's just my opinion...
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 04, 2004 6:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Joe The Peacock wrote:
You know....

Just last night, I was thinking "This thread needs more cowbell."

Then, Jeremy goes and takes care of that. Thanks, Jeremy.

You're a real friend. Not like that awful bastard, Mr. Wizard! What a liar!


I hear ya Joe, you know I'm always there for you and the forum.

I have a fever, and the only prescription is more cowbell.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 04, 2004 6:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aww... aren't you sweet... icon_twisted.gif
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 04, 2004 7:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

don't know what my avatar is about? or why this forum needs more cowbell?

if you're on a fast connection (the movie is about 2megs) check it out...

http://www.jeremyhalvorsen.com/cowbell.mov[/url]

it's in .mov format, so you'll need quicktime to play it.

http://www.apple.com/quicktime/download/


***** the movie doesn't work right now. Unless you have quicktime pro it won't play it (stupid dependencies) i'm trying to convert it to divx, hopefulyl that'll compress it enough.
i'll put it up when I get it.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 04, 2004 7:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I can't stop starring at WIll Farrell hitting the cowbell.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 04, 2004 7:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I know, it's kind of hypnotic, isn't it?
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 04, 2004 9:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

stardust05 wrote:
I know, it's kind of hypnotic, isn't it?


Yes, yes it is... I hovered over his avatar for about 5 or 10 minutes earlier...
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 04, 2004 10:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

homncruse wrote:
Y'know, I don't know why the girls on this forum are complaining about being outnumbered and that there aren't very many of them. It's true, but they're all much prettier than any of us guys ever will be. Their beauty combined is greater than that of all the males in this forum icon_razz.gif

But of course, I'm biased, so maybe it's just my opinion...


i agree...Jenssey is H-O-T!! icon_wink.gif
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 04, 2004 4:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 04, 2004 4:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

yeah, Jenssy is hot, but kinda scary close to looking like the "twisted" smiley.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 04, 2004 6:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

jeremy wrote:
yeah, Jenssy is hot, but kinda scary close to looking like the "twisted" smiley.


scary girls are awesome! well, as long as they aren't chasing you with a knife or anything.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 04, 2004 7:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

cokeplantking wrote:

scary girls are awesome! well, as long as they aren't chasing you with a knife or anything.


Sadly, I think more than one of us has been there before.
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