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PostPosted: Fri Jul 30, 2004 3:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

GAH! There must be at least 20 pounds of makeup in those pictures!
Why does it look like the girls you posted pics of aren't exactly in a "clean" state of mind?
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 31, 2004 11:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Here's a kind of old pic of me. About a year and a half ago. Ah well, you get the point.

edit: must take pic off due to some internal problems.


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PostPosted: Sat Jul 31, 2004 11:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I also enjoy how it takes up the whole page! Ahaha! I am hilarious!
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 02, 2004 8:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Slade wrote:
B) Caffeine does not help. I need sugar and protein.


Well, we both know what contains protein that I can offer, would you like me to do that in a soda for you? Then you get all 3, sugar, caffeine, and protein. Sounds like a good deal to wake you up

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 03, 2004 4:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well, everyone, finally the climax of this thread ....

Me!
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 03, 2004 6:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Slade wrote:
Well, everyone, finally the climax of this thread ....

Me!


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ahhh!! just kidding, i thought you forgot the picture, but the link is this..

http://photobucket.com/albums/v413/Slade557/ </=- slades pics.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 03, 2004 6:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

If you just clink on Me!, it'll take you right there. Silly boy.

By the way, feel free to make fun of me at any time. Come on; I can take it.

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 03, 2004 7:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Slade wrote:
If you just clink on Me!, it'll take you right there. Silly boy.

By the way, feel free to make fun of me at any time. Come on; I can take it.

::Sobs in the corner::


I would never poke fun.

there's no way i'd question whatever the fuck that is you got growing on top of your head. There's no was i'd say anything about the facial hair not really growing in all the way around. I'd never do anything like that, I'm just not that type of person icon_smile.gif

just kidding buddy.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 03, 2004 7:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I actually had a very healthy and respectable bit of facial hair, but it was curly as the stuff on the top of my head, so I trimmed it down to what you see there.

As for the hair on top ... I couldn't tell you how many girls want to touch it.

Anyway, you can say what you like; I want to hear from the ladies. icon_cool.gif
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 03, 2004 8:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Slade, you really look like a hairy Noah Wylie.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 03, 2004 8:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

... Was that a compliment or an insult, stardust?

Also, it is mostly just my head that is hairy.
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It's a compliment. He's very very handsome. icon_smile.gif

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 03, 2004 8:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

First, thank you kindly, ma'am.

Second ... Geez, I'm actually being clean-minded for once, but you're doing my job for me, huh?
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 03, 2004 10:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

welp, i'm new, but this is sticky so i decided to post in it. :)

hey look i'm orange!
my in my band uniform with my flute on the band trip to new orleans last year.
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