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PostPosted: Tue Nov 30, 2004 4:49 am    Post subject: Teh rules of writing Reply with quote

Found this, it rules. If you guys agree, sticky it in creative writing or something.

http://www.holtuncensored.com/ten_mistakes.html
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 30, 2004 6:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wow, thats really good advice
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 02, 2004 5:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Man, that was a good link there.

I shall no longer use the ness or ize....unless if course i want to.
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 02, 2004 8:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

good tips, so i did sticky it for ya, maybe some of the writers here can get something for it.

Also, why doesn't anyone else who has tips or anything share what they want here. might be interesting.
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 02, 2004 9:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Don't write angry....check your blindspots. Don't write angry!

watches too much Groundhog Day.



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PostPosted: Sat Dec 04, 2004 7:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

One tip left out of that list, that no one on here really doesn, but it still gets to me:

Learn the difference between words like they're/their/there, lie/lay, sit/set, rise/raise, etc, etc...


*grumbles about stupid kids she works with who have dense heads and who also refuse to listen to common sense*
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 05, 2004 11:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sw33t, I thought it'd get lost. Thanks Jeremy.
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 18, 2005 1:05 am    Post subject: Fantabulous! Reply with quote

Once again I'm inspired to continue pursuing my degree in English.
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 04, 2006 1:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wow, are you aware that you just posted in a thread that has not been posted in for a year? That's crazy.
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 07, 2006 7:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ummm... Homn... You should look at the year she posted in, and the year you posted in. Just a tip.
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 08, 2006 12:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think he was trying to be a smartass, L_S. icon_wink.gif
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 08, 2006 4:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Maybe now that I pointed out he's a year late, but at the time, I'm pretty sure he forgot about new years.

Anyways, in a couple of days I'm gonna remove all nonsense posts from this thread. It's supposed to be about the rules of writing, and for once I say we hold a thread "clean".
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 15, 2006 9:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lady_Stardust wrote:
Ummm... Homn... You should look at the year she posted in, and the year you posted in. Just a tip.


Wow. Where's my dunce cap?
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 15, 2006 9:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Whoa, I was giving you the benefit of the doubt that you were just being a smartass, but now I see that you're so much of a postwhore that you don't even check the dates on posts to which you're responding! icon_rolleyes.gif

All hail the King of the Postwhores!
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 15, 2006 10:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

To be fair, I didn't have very many orange tags on my last posting spree, so I just looked at dates from my lasts round of posts and opened anything with the last post newer than that. Apparently I misread the year on this one.

But yes, hail me nonetheless.
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