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Myopia
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 05, 2004 7:59 pm    Post subject: Castrated Children And Pilfering Mildren Reply with quote
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 05, 2004 10:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Somethings definitely wrong with your medulla obligata. Take some ritalin and drink some herbal tea. That should mellow you out some. If that doesn't work try hitting yourself in the center of your forehead with a hammer.
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 06, 2004 11:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 07, 2004 12:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 07, 2004 9:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 07, 2004 11:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Myopia wrote:
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I just listened to that CD 2 days ago in my car, so it was still fresh in my memory icon_wink.gif Tell me, if you had a perfect day, how would it start? icon_twisted.gif
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 07, 2004 6:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
homncruse wrote:
Myopia wrote:
homncruse wrote:
Someone was listening to The Offspring icon_razz.gif


damn you


I just listened to that CD 2 days ago in my car, so it was still fresh in my memory icon_wink.gif Tell me, if you had a perfect day, how would it start? icon_twisted.gif


By ending at the same time.

Nah that sounds too suicidal.

By a pair of serants laying a red carpet before i set foot on the floor
And with me suddenly waking up thin and slim. A lean mean, girl attracting machine.
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 07, 2004 10:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
I would think that Myopia's perfect day would start with him waking up in the middle of sleep-fluffing...

Kidding, hey, myopia, why not WAKE UP in bed with at least five hot girls, knowing that they all want to be with you, and share you for however long you want to be with them. That seems to be a good idea for a fantasy start for a day for a teenager.
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 07, 2004 11:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Ah, see, I thought your perfect day would start like this:

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I would have it start this way
Open up the fridge and have a tall boy

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 08, 2004 6:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Ah, see, I thought your perfect day would start like this:

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If I had a perfect day
I would have it start this way
Open up the fridge and have a tall boy


For me, the perfect day starts with that big blob of text Myopia gave at the start of this thread -- blowjob, blowjob, blowjob!

Only I'm on the receiving end.
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For me, the perfect day starts with that big blob of text Myopia gave at the start of this thread -- blowjob, blowjob, blowjob!

Only I'm on the receiving end.


Um, you didn't specify that it would be a woman blowing you. You don't usually have to specify "hot" woman, b/c there's no such thing as an ugly blowjob.... 'cuz you don't see their face!
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For me, the perfect day starts with that big blob of text Myopia gave at the start of this thread -- blowjob, blowjob, blowjob!

Only I'm on the receiving end.


Um, you didn't specify that it would be a woman blowing you. You don't usually have to specify "hot" woman, b/c there's no such thing as an ugly blowjob.... 'cuz you don't see their face!


What's the best part about a blowjob?


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