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PostPosted: Thu Sep 30, 2004 2:53 am    Post subject: I got fired today. Reply with quote

See I work with my dad and basically this is just a revenge ploy to get to him I mean the best way to hurt someone is to go after his family.

This CEO is a real assclown and he will get his eventually but this is turning out to be a blessing in disguise because NOW my dad is seriously thinking of switching jobs and we might even move.

I did learn something from that place...

How not to treat your employes.
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 30, 2004 3:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sorry to hear that. But look at the bright side, if your boss was a dick, at least now you can tell it to his face and don't worry about the consequences anymore icon_smile.gif

You'll get a new job, you just wait and see!

Cheer up!
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 30, 2004 3:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I dont know how things work where you are, but depending on the circumstances and laws governing employer/employee relations and just cause, you may be able to retaliate!

And it sucks getting fired. But do you really want to work for a company that treats its employees like that?
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 30, 2004 4:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Kealiki wrote:
I dont know how things work where you are, but depending on the circumstances and laws governing employer/employee relations and just cause, you may be able to retaliate!

Wmha That reminds me about the really badly acted add thats on at like 2am when im posting on here. In fact they have a bettter one now in which you see a nuclear bomb getting droped, and its says: got fired?, dont do anything drastic, call us on blah blah. or maybe i just have a twisted sence of humour icon_twisted.gif

Bugger about the job SlayerFaith, but it sounds for the best icon_wink.gif
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 30, 2004 4:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

AlchoholicButterfly wrote:
Kealiki wrote:
I dont know how things work where you are, but depending on the circumstances and laws governing employer/employee relations and just cause, you may be able to retaliate!

Wmha That reminds me about the really badly acted add thats on at like 2am when im posting on here. In fact they have a bettter one now in which you see a nuclear bomb getting droped, and its says: got fired?, dont do anything drastic, call us on blah blah. or maybe i just have a twisted sence of humour icon_twisted.gif

Bugger about the job SlayerFaith, but it sounds for the best icon_wink.gif


uh...what? Lay off the fizzlewater, I barely understood what the hell you just said.
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 30, 2004 4:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

er, that made sence to me.... maybe im just used to reading my own writing......
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 30, 2004 4:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeeeeaah, just no. No sense. With a "s" ^.^
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 30, 2004 5:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Meh, just cause i sleep in class cause i stay up til 3am on this
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 30, 2004 5:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah, I work for a NCC, so I have nothing better to do when things are working than this.
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 30, 2004 5:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

that made as much sense as me icon_razz.gif
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 30, 2004 5:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nu uh!

I don't have anything better to do than play around on here, because I work for a network control center (aka, NCC) and I'm still at work...
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 30, 2004 5:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lady_Stardust wrote:
Sorry to hear that. But look at the bright side, if your boss was a dick, at least now you can tell it to his face and don't worry about the consequences anymore icon_smile.gif

You'll get a new job, you just wait and see!

Cheer up!


I'm allright I bought a new game called def jam:fight for ny and man is it a stress reliever then again games that allow to beat the living hell out of your opponents into a bloody pulp tend to make me happy plus I was watching "lost" and spied the attractive doctor girl in her undies. icon_biggrin.gif icon_biggrin.gif icon_biggrin.gif icon_biggrin.gif

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I dont know how things work where you are, but depending on the circumstances and laws governing employer/employee relations and just cause, you may be able to retaliate!

And it sucks getting fired. But do you really want to work for a company that treats its employees like that?


Problem is that he fired for not doing my duty which is bullcrap because I don't slack off and do things have half assed plus he told my dad not me that I was fired, *****ng coward also I worked proffesional services and despite the fact that I put in 40 hours/5 days week I'm eligible for unemployment and shit hell I didn't get a single vacation or sick day the time I was there.

And no I don't wan't to work in a place like that.
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 30, 2004 5:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

thats more like it....
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 30, 2004 5:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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You could just find a way to make bloody chunks of steak outta the guy. Be sure to make it real bloody too, painting the walls and all that. Then, not only will yer dad get an instant promotion, you'll get your job back, and no one will retaliate for fear of becoming beef stroganoff.

^_^ I tease I tease.

No, really. I'm joking. Really.
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 30, 2004 5:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ill even let you have my sniper rifle to borrow icon_wink.gif
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