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easily-amused
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 06, 2008 5:12 am    Post subject: Chat Friends Reply with quote

*Sigh*

I miss my friends in chat so much. I can't even remember the last time I went in there. Or spoke to Bart. It's hard enough just to check out what you guys are doing on the forums. Not only is school that busy, I'M busy getting my hopes and dreams crushed. Well, 'tis as they say: Richlands, where dreams go to die.
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You're naked inside your fears
Can't take back all those years
Shots in the dark from empty guns
Never heard by anyone
"Naked"
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"We are one . . . alone . . . and only . . . and we love you who are one . . . alone . . . and only."
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 06, 2008 4:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hello and welcome to the real world. Dreams Crushed, Hopes Buried. All for a nominal fee?

That sucks *hugs*.

At least you still go to the forums every-so-often.
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 1:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Heh, song tidbit.
"Welcome to the real world she said to me, condecendingly. Take a seat, plan out your life, plot it out in black and white."

Yes, this world sucks. I can understand where my restriction is coming from but that doesn't mean I have to enjoy it. I'm sick of lying around in this town letting life meander by. Am I too young to say that?

Yeah, I get my dose of you guys now and then. Nice to see you. =D
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You're naked inside your fears
Can't take back all those years
Shots in the dark from empty guns
Never heard by anyone
"Naked"
-The Goo Goo Dolls

"We are one . . . alone . . . and only . . . and we love you who are one . . . alone . . . and only."
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 08, 2008 4:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

*hugs*

keeping calling by
we miss you too EA
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It's, like, TOTALLY time for my custom title now.
It's, like, <b>TOTALLY</b> time for my custom title now.


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PostPosted: Wed Oct 08, 2008 4:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Everybody hushes up when I enter.
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 09, 2008 1:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

If I was still there I'd make it a point to bable when you show up. Perhaps one day over the rainbow.
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You're naked inside your fears
Can't take back all those years
Shots in the dark from empty guns
Never heard by anyone
"Naked"
-The Goo Goo Dolls

"We are one . . . alone . . . and only . . . and we love you who are one . . . alone . . . and only."
-Anthem by Ayn Rand
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 10, 2008 4:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

easily-amused wrote:
If I was still there I'd make it a point to bable when you show up. Perhaps one day over the rainbow.


On the Phil Collins album "Face Value" at the end of the last track he does a haunting rendition of a couple of those lines - always a tear jerker.... it may only be on the cassette version, if I find it I will post it here icon_smile.gif
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 10, 2008 3:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

EA 4eva
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 13, 2008 9:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I brought up Boon visiting after Xmas to my parents last night at like 11:30.

It was....... interesting. A lot better than I forsaw it going, for sure. Mom brought up birth control. *wince* I refuse. I have more self control than that, as I've proven more times than I'd ever like to admit to my parents. Props to Boon on that, too. That talk lasted until about 1.

Then I watched reruns of Third Watch. icon_biggrin.gif
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You're naked inside your fears
Can't take back all those years
Shots in the dark from empty guns
Never heard by anyone
"Naked"
-The Goo Goo Dolls

"We are one . . . alone . . . and only . . . and we love you who are one . . . alone . . . and only."
-Anthem by Ayn Rand
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 14, 2008 7:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Heh, we both have more self control then that.

Glad it went well, I hope I get to see you.

Also, I value the ability to see you more then once a lot more then the ability to do not-so-nice things.

Third Watch sucks.
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¿Usted tradujo el español en mi nota pasada? ¡béseme! ¿usted oyó la canción o leyó las palabras pasadas de mi letra pasada? ¡TE AMO!! Yo no quisiera o necesita usted hiciera excepciones o las excusas para mí!! Tan no. Leyó a los españoles. Oiga la canción. Y recuerde esas palabras.
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 14, 2008 7:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I disown you. Don't buy a plane ticket. If you're not going to wake up at 7 in the morning to watch Third Watch with me you don't need to be here.


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But I totally can't believe you just said that.
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You're naked inside your fears
Can't take back all those years
Shots in the dark from empty guns
Never heard by anyone
"Naked"
-The Goo Goo Dolls

"We are one . . . alone . . . and only . . . and we love you who are one . . . alone . . . and only."
-Anthem by Ayn Rand
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 14, 2008 7:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm just messing with you.

Also, I laughed at you saying "Don't buy a plane ticket"

Like you can control that icon_biggrin.gif
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¿Usted tradujo el español en mi nota pasada? ¡béseme! ¿usted oyó la canción o leyó las palabras pasadas de mi letra pasada? ¡TE AMO!! Yo no quisiera o necesita usted hiciera excepciones o las excusas para mí!! Tan no. Leyó a los españoles. Oiga la canción. Y recuerde esas palabras.
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 6:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

No but I can leave your sorry ass sitting in RDU. icon_biggrin.gif I doubt you have enough cab money to get here.
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You're naked inside your fears
Can't take back all those years
Shots in the dark from empty guns
Never heard by anyone
"Naked"
-The Goo Goo Dolls

"We are one . . . alone . . . and only . . . and we love you who are one . . . alone . . . and only."
-Anthem by Ayn Rand
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 16, 2008 4:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Teehee! Guess who's on chat?? icon_biggrin.gif

Guess who isn't..... icon_evil.gif
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You're naked inside your fears
Can't take back all those years
Shots in the dark from empty guns
Never heard by anyone
"Naked"
-The Goo Goo Dolls

"We are one . . . alone . . . and only . . . and we love you who are one . . . alone . . . and only."
-Anthem by Ayn Rand
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 19, 2008 8:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I hope you aren't inferring me.

I'm not a chatter.

But I'll be on if you tell me to icon_biggrin.gif
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