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Dug through LoDT and found an old thread with usercodes and XBox Live names of MI users so that people would have this information readily available. This makes Maggot_Hex a true hero in every sense of the word. Be sure to let him know how much you appreciate his digging through LoTD to find that thread so that you could post into it and read the names of other MI users who have handles on gaming networks, because he deserves the praise and accolades.


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PostPosted: Sun Sep 28, 2008 9:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

RSA: Today is my 25th birthday. What did all y'all get me? icon_razz.gif
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 29, 2008 9:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

@Angela: I only hate some of their business practices. This "vaulting" shit is getting ridiculous. My customers get pissy at me because Beauty & The Beast is out of print and their little hellian can't have it. I want to beat their marketing department senseless sometimes.

RSA: My kitten has discovered my Gecko.
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 30, 2008 6:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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RSA: Today is my 25th birthday. What did all y'all get me? icon_razz.gif


RSA: Happy b-day sir! The only thing I have to offer at the moment is a birthday beating. Lemme know when you're in Ontario icon_wink.gif
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Dug through LoDT and found an old thread with usercodes and XBox Live names of MI users so that people would have this information readily available. This makes Maggot_Hex a true hero in every sense of the word. Be sure to let him know how much you appreciate his digging through LoTD to find that thread so that you could post into it and read the names of other MI users who have handles on gaming networks, because he deserves the praise and accolades.


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PostPosted: Tue Sep 30, 2008 6:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

RSA: I have no intention of going to Cananada for about a year.
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 04, 2008 7:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I shall buy you a birthday smoothie when you make it out here to Ohioland.

RSA: Hospital ICU lounges are all the same...miserable. I hate them. HATE THEM. Alas, I'll be back there after work tonight.
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 04, 2008 8:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

RSA: dab had a win
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Dug through LoDT and found an old thread with usercodes and XBox Live names of MI users so that people would have this information readily available. This makes Maggot_Hex a true hero in every sense of the word. Be sure to let him know how much you appreciate his digging through LoTD to find that thread so that you could post into it and read the names of other MI users who have handles on gaming networks, because he deserves the praise and accolades.


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RSA: I get to have real Italian food tonight.
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 05, 2008 7:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

RSA: My kitten has a new obsession with our toilet.

RSA2: Wet kittens are funny.
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Dug through LoDT and found an old thread with usercodes and XBox Live names of MI users so that people would have this information readily available. This makes Maggot_Hex a true hero in every sense of the word. Be sure to let him know how much you appreciate his digging through LoTD to find that thread so that you could post into it and read the names of other MI users who have handles on gaming networks, because he deserves the praise and accolades.


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RSA: Apparently the female members of my family do not like real Italian food.
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 05, 2008 11:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

RSA: Hex is related to the most unhuman humans on the face of the planet.
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Dug through LoDT and found an old thread with usercodes and XBox Live names of MI users so that people would have this information readily available. This makes Maggot_Hex a true hero in every sense of the word. Be sure to let him know how much you appreciate his digging through LoTD to find that thread so that you could post into it and read the names of other MI users who have handles on gaming networks, because he deserves the praise and accolades.


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RSA: Easily_amused apparently enjoys stating the obvious.
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RSA: I'm so frustrated I want to cry. Every mother should jump at the chance of sending her daughter off to a hardcore drum corps where the practices are 12 hours a day and most of the other kids are college students.
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 2:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Maybe she's convinced you'll come back pregnant.
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Dug through LoDT and found an old thread with usercodes and XBox Live names of MI users so that people would have this information readily available. This makes Maggot_Hex a true hero in every sense of the word. Be sure to let him know how much you appreciate his digging through LoTD to find that thread so that you could post into it and read the names of other MI users who have handles on gaming networks, because he deserves the praise and accolades.


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RSA: I have a hematocrit reading of roughly 44.
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sexcpotatoes wrote:
Maybe she's convinced you'll come back pregnant.
Probably.
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