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PostPosted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 7:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The seniors here make $15 icon_razz.gif
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 7:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

$10 is where you start, do well for a few months and you can be making $20 no problem.
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 7:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

15$ Is the start, is what I meant.
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 1:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You also get medical for your family.
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 8:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

touche, but what Seniors need medical for their families?

Definite minority here.
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 8:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Not what I meant but I guess technically you're right.
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 1:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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touche, but what Seniors need medical for their families?

Definite minority here.

Speak for yourself. Insurance was the main reason I didn't emancipate myself the minute I turned 18.
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 12:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Boondock wrote:
touche, but what Seniors need medical for their families?

Definite minority here.


Believe it or not but medical insurance is not only pretty fucking cool to have, it's also pretty expensive. Even worse is to not have it. That's not to say that becoming a master of the custodial arts is the best carear path, but god damn if I wouldn't take $15 an hour and medical coverage. Hell that's not even bad money, provided you don't mind cleaning.
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 7:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Not on Janitors... but

My parents Cleaning lady gets paid almost double per hour then what i get.

And she gets paid cash so i doubt she declares all of it, therefore she pays no tax.

I remember when there were marriages at MI, it was so lovely.
I also remember the one were there was a wedding invite posted in the forum!

that was sweet!
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Theres no such thing as getting sick and my clumsiness has never extended to any serious injuries. icon_smile.gif
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 9:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm talking the Seniors, who get medical if they keep the job. But over the summer they don't have it.
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 27, 2008 7:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Marie wrote:
Not on Janitors... but

My parents Cleaning lady gets paid almost double per hour then what i get.

And she gets paid cash so i doubt she declares all of it, therefore she pays no tax.


She has less dependable hours than you, with no benefits nor security. Not saying your job has all three of those, but I'd be willing to bet so.

And boondock I hear the only time you ever need medical insurance is over the summer, it's been proven I'm sure!
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 5:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I personally don't need medical insurance.

Papercut? Rub some spit on it.

Bee sting? Rub some mud on it.

Dismembered arm? Rub some dirt on it.
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 10:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

You'll change your mind when you fracture your wrist or break a knuckle or fuck up your nose and have to live with it, trust me.
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 6:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm with PC on this one. I didn't need one visit to the doc in nearly 10 years, and then I caught the beating of my life, and my insurance saved my ass. CT scans aren't cheap.
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