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 Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 6:42 am Post subject: How does one become a janitor? |
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Because I don't want to become a janitor.
I'm just very interested in the custodial arts.
I dunno. I might add janitor to my list of things to say I did.
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My school lets their seniors be janitors if they want, with a pay raise.
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| Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 7:10 am Post subject: |
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Didn't Theresa do that or something? I considered becoming a bus driver after I graduated but decided against it.
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Boondock
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No, she didn't.
Also, Janitor's make a decent amount of money.
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| Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 7:30 am Post subject: |
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I've befriendedlots of janitors.
JR most recently, but he got laid off because of some misundersanding with the dumbass new Administration. I miss him. 
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Nemo
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| Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 7:34 am Post subject: |
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I've heard it requires a blood sacrifice. VIRGIN blood. From the innocent. Like, the virgin can't have committed any murders or anything.
Then, there's a dark ritual wherein they spill the blood on some off-color linoleum and you MOP. IT. UP.
Then you're a janitor.
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Can I use my own blood?
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Nemo
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The innocent virgin does not survive...hey wait, why would you admit to that?
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Well, that sounds kinky.
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Nemo
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| Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 7:39 am Post subject: |
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Whoa. *Backs away slowly*
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Because whilst I might be a virgin the question was more directed towards Boon because IIIIIII certainly don't think I qualify as innocent.......
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Nemo
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I was gonna say. Being a virgin...not so bad. Being an INNOCENT virgin?
Straight to hell.
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| Nemo wrote: | | Whoa. *Backs away slowly* |
Do you see what I dated for two years? I believe it would be completely impossible to have remained innocent.
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| Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 8:13 am Post subject: |
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Innocence is in the eye of the beholder.
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| Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 8:22 am Post subject: |
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Please enlighten me with what your eye still beholds.
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