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PostPosted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 9:19 pm    Post subject: Does anybody proofread anymore? Reply with quote

Much like the JPL/NASA problem, I'm thinking that this is a metric/english conversion issue, and that they wanted cm, not feet. ;-p
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 10:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Then you'd be wrong. What they meant was INCHES, not feet. Those words are not even similar! *scoff* Note to self: never listen to anything Daily Mail says.
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 27, 2008 12:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

DarkAngela wrote:
Then you'd be wrong. What they meant was INCHES, not feet. Those words are not even similar! *scoff* Note to self: never listen to anything Daily Mail says.


If it's a note to yourself, why did you post it for everyone to read? icon_razz.gif
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 27, 2008 12:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

You guys, I think he actually found an 80ft wingspan heron. Didn't you see the pic i posted? same size as a plane.
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 27, 2008 2:13 am    Post subject: Re: Does anybody proofread anymore? Reply with quote

kublaikhan wrote:
Much like the JPL/NASA problem, I'm thinking that this is a metric/english conversion issue, and that they wanted cm, not feet. ;-p


da is right, it's inches, 80cm is only like 30 inches and those birds do get big. not quite as big as a cessna, but big icon_razz.gif
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SKREEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAW!
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 8:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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If it's a note to yourself, why did you post it for everyone to read? icon_razz.gif


'Cause I like to share my wisdom. *giggle*
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 11:40 pm    Post subject: Re: Does anybody proofread anymore? Reply with quote

jeremy wrote:
kublaikhan wrote:
Much like the JPL/NASA problem, I'm thinking that this is a metric/english conversion issue, and that they wanted cm, not feet. ;-p


da is right, it's inches, 80cm is only like 30 inches and those birds do get big. not quite as big as a cessna, but big icon_razz.gif
They're not actually all that tall, it's just the wings that do it. And they really don't even look that big up close, bizzarely.
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