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Snagging Some Clips
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 12:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'll skip the chocolate. But, and I'm speaking from exp. here, It's tooooo much fun to pass up mixing fire and beer. Thanks for the munchies though.
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 12:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Excellent! More chocolate for me!!!!
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 9:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

My brother recently tried to get me to try a bunch of mixed drinks he concocted with creme de menthe and creme de cacao. I considered having him euthanized for the greater good.
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 27, 2008 3:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hey everyone, my name's Ralph and I'm 16 years old. I live in a small Southwestern town in Arizona, and playing guitar is my life. In fact, I want to move to Boston, Mass. to go to Berklee's College of Music to further my studies of Music Theory, Composition, and other stuff. I'm into a variety of music such as rock (from classic to heavy metal), blues, some jazz and techno.
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 8:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

|Bienvenido! My sister just graduated from Boston Conservatory, which shares some facilities with Berklee. I've heard it's very competitive to get into, so good luck to you! icon_biggrin.gif Practice hard. icon_wink.gif
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 11:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Welcome!




That's it. Couldn't think of anything more to say.
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 01, 2008 7:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hi new people!! Don't be afraid to stick around, a lot of the new people show up and then kinda drift off..... No idea whatever could have happened to them..*shifty eyes*

For the most part we're frindly people, the craziness is a normal setting around here.

Come find us in chat! It's great! It's fun! Mostly it gets active at night but I lurk at strange hours of the day and if you have some patience someone usually says something.

Buh-bye!
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 14, 2008 6:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Greetings fellow incontinents. My name is John but I'm often called other things at the end of a conversation.. I live in Michigan and that's about all for now.

Good stuff, Joe, hope you keep it up.
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 14, 2008 9:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Welcome John! Are you a Michigan fan? We can love you in spite of that, if so. icon_biggrin.gif
<--- Buckeye for life.
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 14, 2008 10:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

lame_penguin wrote:
Greetings fellow incontinents. My name is John but I'm often called other things at the end of a conversation.. I live in Michigan and that's about all for now.

Good stuff, Joe, hope you keep it up.


*Eyes you stangely*......

John, eh?? Sure you live in Michigan???? I think you do.... I don't think you'd be stupid enough to use your real name if you were my John. Plus the cornhole thing just discredits my whole you-are-really-MY-john-slash-stalker theory.

Carry on. Carry on. But tread very lightly.....
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 14, 2008 10:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wow, paranoid much? icon_lol.gif
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 14, 2008 10:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

lame_penguin wrote:
My name is John but I'm often called other things at the end of a conversation..


Well that only supports my theory. And you know.... I wouldn't put it past him to make up or find the cornhole thing off the internet..... Hmmm. And we do have this big thing about penguins....

((I AM NOT PARANOID!!!!))
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 2:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

easily-amused wrote:
lame_penguin wrote:
My name is John but I'm often called other things at the end of a conversation..


Well that only supports my theory. And you know.... I wouldn't put it past him to make up or find the cornhole thing off the internet..... Hmmm. And we do have this big thing about penguins....

((I AM NOT PARANOID!!!!))



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PostPosted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 3:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

....Maybe......but not a lot...
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 3:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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....Maybe......but not a lot...


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