Syndication: Validated XML RSS  |  Add to Google  |  Add to My Yahoo!  |  Twitter  |  Facebook  |  LJ   More Joe:  |  Joe's Dumb Journal  |  Automotivetry  |  Could I Have Made It?  




Welcome To Mentally Incontinent!
    Login  |  About/FAQ  |  All Stories  |  FORUMS!!!  |  MI Chat  |  Contact  |  Joe's Blog  
"Still Mentally Incontinent" is a socially-edited book:
read Read:Read the stories in any order and laugh your ass off.
read Edit:Comment on grammar, spelling, plot, or just your opinion!
read Vote:Vote on your favorites to be in Joe's next book!

Learn more, or see how it worked with the first book!


Vote on Chapter 5:

Vote on Chapter 5:

Wheres Your Sense Of Adventure?
A Leisurely Day Along The Mighty Merced
Snagging Some Clips
I`ll Give Away The Ending - They Taste NOTHING Like Grapes
Clang Bang Clang



Results &
Comments


Votes: 76
Comments: 8


Who's Here Now?

Welcome, Anonymous

Registered Members: 4884

Max Members
for Book 2:
TBD


Who's Here Now:

Guests: 50
Members: 1
Total: 51


User Login


Stories:

Still Mentally Incontinent
The second MI Book

Stories posted for
Chapter 6:

Stories in contention for
Chapter 5:
(vote above)

* Where's Your Sense Of Adventure?

* A Leisurely Day Along The Mighty Merced

* Snagging Some Clips

* I`ll Give Away The Ending - They Taste NOTHING Like Grapes

* Clang Bang Clang


The book so far:

Chapter 1:
- Doing The Gay

Chapter 2:
- Never Saw THAT One Coming...

Chapter 3:
- Total Prosers

Chapter 4:
- 1-800-STALKER



If you want to read the contenders for past chapters (and read ALL the non-winning stories for the first book), register for an account! It's free, easy, and safe!


And what kind of author wouldn't give you samples of his first book?

Chapter 1:
- The Wal-Mart Story

Chapter 5:
- The Cows... They Talk!

Chapter 11:
- I'm Just Dying To Know You

All this and more can be found in:

Mentally Incontinent

The first book from this website




Would you like to be notified when new stories come out? Want to read all the stories that didn't make it into the last chapter (or the rest of the book... Or the last book)?
Register or Login!


The Forums:


Topics in red are in Anything Goes and may contain mature content. So... You know... Expect the worst.

 Chat Friends

 I can't believe no one posted this yet.

 What Happened To The Economy?

 Nanowrimo -- A month away!

 Aussie Aussie Aussie?

 New Scary Movie

 Showing Writing

 im sorry for being an outright pisscunt asshole :(

 M.I.L.F.O.M. details and RSVPs

 I got a souvenir in Atlanta


Mentally Incontinent
Forums




LINKS!!!!!!

- Fark
- ZUG
- Something To Be Desired
- NEATORAMA!
- Cockeyed
- BBSpot
- Humor Feed
- The Watley Review
- Broken Newz
- PhoneLosers
- For The Retarded
- Lizerati - Best handmade jewelry EVER.
- Virginia Hall, Photographer
- Jeremy Halvorsen
- 127.0.0.1 (Fruitbat!)




Link to Mentally Incontinent with
The Official Button! (But only if you want to... no pressure)




This site hosted on Cornerhost


   

Mentally Incontinent: A Joe The Peacock Book: Forums

OMG!!!!! :: View topic - g'bye, mentally incontinent
Forum RSS Syndication: Validated XML RSSValidated XML RSS

 Forum FAQForum FAQ   SearchSearch   UsergroupsUsergroups   ProfileProfile   Log in to check your private messagesLog in to check your private messages   Log inLog in 

g'bye, mentally incontinent
Goto page 1, 2  Next
 
This forum is locked: you cannot post, reply to, or edit topics.   This topic is locked: you cannot edit posts or make replies.    OMG!!!!! Forum Index -> Land of the Dead Threads
View previous topic :: View next topic  
Author Message
[deleted user]
PeTA Cow Killer!
PeTA Cow Killer!


Joined: Jan 12, 2007
Posts: 105
Location: Not from here anymore.

PostPosted: Wed May 21, 2008 3:24 am    Post subject: g'bye, mentally incontinent Reply with quote

i am hereby deleting my account.

why?

because i've wasted wayyy too much of my time endlessly checking this site for new material every week when there is none...there's no reason for me to even go here anymore. new material doesn't get posted and it's just infinitely frustrating trying to enjoy myself on this site like i used to. i used to be a big fan, but now the whole experience of reading these stories is completely dry of any enjoyment. rather than further waste my time, i'll just delete my account...maybe i'll make a new one in the future if things click back into gear and there's a reason for me to belong to this audience.

see ya!

update:
i can't seem to figure out how to delete my account here. joe can either delete it or i'll just let my user-name lay dormant.
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
jeremy
Elephant-riding Tuba Player
(Admin)
Elephant-riding Tuba Player<br><b>(Admin)</b>


Joined: Feb 26, 2004
Posts: 1605
Location: Connecticut

PostPosted: Wed May 21, 2008 3:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Goodbye
Sayonara
Auf Wiedersehen
Arrivederci
Addios
Ciao
Au Revoir
Fuck off.
_________________
http://www.jeremyhalvorsen.com

"Just because I rock doesn't mean I'm made of stone"
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail Visit poster's website AIM Address
VictoriaE77
My Son Likes Boobies


Joined: Jul 12, 2005
Posts: 780
Location: The Edge of Reality

PostPosted: Wed May 21, 2008 3:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Um. Were we supposed to beg them to stay?

Are we supposed to care that they're gone?

Who the hell was that, anyway?
_________________
There will come a time when you believe everything is finished, but that will be the beginning. - Louis L'Amour
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Visit poster's website AIM Address Yahoo Messenger MSN Messenger
Joe the Peacock
When it's Done


Joined: Feb 07, 2002
Posts: -21493
Location: Atlanta, GA

PostPosted: Wed May 21, 2008 3:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well, that's a shame. I'm sorry you felt it necessary to ask for your account to be deleted, and I hope you'll check back in from time to time.
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail Visit poster's website AIM Address Yahoo Messenger
sexcpotatoes
Hot Spuds


Joined: Mar 01, 2004
Posts: 1788
Location: Ohio is for lovers

PostPosted: Wed May 21, 2008 4:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I find you get more out of something when you put more into it. Forums? Chat? There's plenty to do around here even if joe hasn't posted in a couple weeks.
_________________

I want to see people like me, rising up with hate-filled eyes and smoking genetalia--posessed by ancient volcano gods, waving vast breasts and improbable penises at the secret masters of the world-- brown-trousering the naughty twenty-four hours a day"SJ
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Visit poster's website AIM Address
krylex
You are a ____ little man.


Joined: Apr 29, 2005
Posts: 612
Location: Tallahassee, FL

PostPosted: Wed May 21, 2008 7:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wow. What a douche.
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail
Snall
PeTA Cow Killer!
PeTA Cow Killer!


Joined: Jan 12, 2008
Posts: 146

PostPosted: Wed May 21, 2008 11:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I have to disagree with potato avatar guy, without the stories this is the slowest forum ever created. Meh, luckily I have the ENTIRE internet to explore as well, cause i'm special...maybe the deleted guy is only allowed to check a few sites a day or from a prearranged list...so he/she/it has to be frugal, I understand.
_________________
<-Tri/_p
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail Visit poster's website AIM Address
maggot_hex
Too much of a postwhore for my own good


Joined: Feb 11, 2006
Posts: 6393
Location: Federal Way, WA

PostPosted: Wed May 21, 2008 4:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You're new, you weren't around during the glory days when someone could rack up 100 posts in a couple hours. Chat was active in a similar fashion at the same time. In fact, my personal opinion of why chat and the forums are dead so often is twofold: you have people like opiumfireworksandlead (the guy who made the beginning post in this thread) that only see a handful of updates and leave, and people who pop into chat, see noone talk for five seconds and also leave. The other is that a large percentage of the old guard doesn't come around anymore. When was the last time someone saw a new post from DJ_Mittens? How about Slade? Or perhaps homncruse (and I bug him to come to the forums on an almost weekly basis)? Granted, a few of the old people have started coming around again; Kea and Anime all but disappeared for quite some time, but have started being active in chat and here.
_________________
This post brought to you by Petty Revenge: When not being a jerk just won't do.
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail Yahoo Messenger
jeremy
Elephant-riding Tuba Player
(Admin)
Elephant-riding Tuba Player<br><b>(Admin)</b>


Joined: Feb 26, 2004
Posts: 1605
Location: Connecticut

PostPosted: Wed May 21, 2008 7:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

i liked snails comments, and yeah, it's a little busier when joe's posting, but still go post some new interesting thread posts, get people talking, but i didn't think of the fact he might only get to visit 4 or 5 sites a day, in that case I'd be a bit perturbed as well.

as for loki's post...i can't say i miss any of them icon_razz.gif but yeah, they were some of the biggest post whores. post whoring is great when you're doing it (what was the group of us that did it at first called? the spammer trinity or some shit?) but is quite annoying to everyone else, kinda like when that kid talks too loudly in a restaurant, but if it's your kid they could be hitting the guy at the table behind you with a hammer while screaming "poop!" and it's cute and funny.
_________________
http://www.jeremyhalvorsen.com

"Just because I rock doesn't mean I'm made of stone"
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail Visit poster's website AIM Address
Lady_Stardust
Super Hip Norwegian Pyromaniac Chick
(Moderator)
Super Hip Norwegian Pyromaniac Chick<br><b>(Moderator)</b>


Joined: Jul 21, 2004
Posts: 6739
Location: The land of the midnight sun (Norway!)

PostPosted: Wed May 21, 2008 7:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well, that was sad, wasn't it. Let us have a moment of silence before we join together for the customary adding of chocolate to milk in remembrance of whoever that guy thought he was.











Mmmmmm......chocolate......
_________________
This calls for a delicate blend of psychology and extreme violence.
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message MSN Messenger
maggot_hex
Too much of a postwhore for my own good


Joined: Feb 11, 2006
Posts: 6393
Location: Federal Way, WA

PostPosted: Wed May 21, 2008 8:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Heh, I'm always in favor of traditions that involve chocolate.
_________________
This post brought to you by Petty Revenge: When not being a jerk just won't do.
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail Yahoo Messenger
mndsm
Vowels? I don't need no stinkin' Vowels!


Joined: Jul 28, 2004
Posts: 2287

PostPosted: Wed May 21, 2008 8:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Not that anyone cares, but that was that Opiumfireworksandchickensandwiches guy, or whatever his SN does. Sucks that he left, but hey, a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.
_________________
I want to go out of this life the same way I came in. Screaming at the top of my lungs and covered in someone else's blood.
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail
GeneK
It's, like, TOTALLY time for my custom title now.
It's, like, <b>TOTALLY</b> time for my custom title now.


Joined: Aug 09, 2006
Posts: 329
Location: New Canada

PostPosted: Thu May 22, 2008 4:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

probably lurking as we speak!

HI THERE
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Visit poster's website MSN Messenger
jahnbodah
<insert random generic useless link here>


Joined: Dec 11, 2004
Posts: 462
Location: Columbus, ohio

PostPosted: Thu May 22, 2008 3:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

YAY CHOCOLATE!!!


_________________
WOOHOO!!!! A place for my signature! ...ok...
...lets see...um...
JahnBodah
...Yep! There we go! ...wow, that handwritting is kinda sloppy...I hope people can read it...
...?
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail Visit poster's website AIM Address Yahoo Messenger
coldnight
The ONLY Thought Provoking Content Poster
(Moderator)
The <b>ONLY</b> Thought Provoking Content Poster<br><b>(Moderator)</b>


Joined: Mar 21, 2004
Posts: 2461
Location: Vermont

PostPosted: Fri May 23, 2008 7:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ahhh someone has left. Someone who I think, several times would come into chat, say "You arn't talking!" and leave. Quality participant...

Yeah.

That said, I know I'm pretty lazy these days too - got to be 'cause I'm spending 2 or 3 hours a day taking things out of boxes and putting them in the right places. Sometimes that means two floors up or down or over there, in the back room or, wait, I need a part that I saw 3 days ago.. I think it is in the .....


etc etc. Oh and today I bought a lawn mower and mowed the front and side parts of the lawn. Maybe tomorrow I'll do the back.

I also plan to buy a grill tomorrow. Yip!
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail
Display posts from previous:   
This forum is locked: you cannot post, reply to, or edit topics.   This topic is locked: you cannot edit posts or make replies.    OMG!!!!! Forum Index -> Land of the Dead Threads All times are GMT + 5 Hours
Goto page 1, 2  Next
Page 1 of 2

 
Jump to:  
You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot vote in polls in this forum

Powered by phpBB © 2001, 2005 phpBB Group


This site and all contents herein ©, TM, ¥ , €, ¢, ± and everything else 2003-2007 Joe Peacock (unless otherwise noted). Mentally Incontinent is a registered trademark of Joe Peacock, so feel free to steal my logo and stuff but be prepared to get email that says you shouldn't. Any and all content present currently or added to this site is immediately licensed to Joe Peacock and Mentally Incontinent to do whatever the hell I want with it, but ownership (copyright) remains with the originator of the material. PLEASE Feel free to print out, email, post on your site or otherwise give any story on this site to anyone you like, as long as credit is given to the author and www.mentallyincontinent.com. Reproducing a story on this site without giving proper credit, charging for a story on this site, and swearing at your mother are big no-no's and will get you in deep trouble (and probably slapped), so don't do it. Also, I'm obligated to tell you that VERY OLD portions of this web site engine's code are Copyright © 2002 by PHP-Nuke (but I'll be damned if I could actually point to any left on this site that still exists as the PHP-Nuke guys wrote it). All Rights Reserved.


Still Mentally Incontinent: A Penguin / Gotham Book