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Joined: Jan 12, 2007 Posts: 105 Location: Not from here anymore.
Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 3:24 am Post subject: g'bye, mentally incontinent
i am hereby deleting my account.
why?
because i've wasted wayyy too much of my time endlessly checking this site for new material every week when there is none...there's no reason for me to even go here anymore. new material doesn't get posted and it's just infinitely frustrating trying to enjoy myself on this site like i used to. i used to be a big fan, but now the whole experience of reading these stories is completely dry of any enjoyment. rather than further waste my time, i'll just delete my account...maybe i'll make a new one in the future if things click back into gear and there's a reason for me to belong to this audience.
see ya!
update:
i can't seem to figure out how to delete my account here. joe can either delete it or i'll just let my user-name lay dormant.
Joined: Jul 12, 2005 Posts: 780 Location: The Edge of Reality
Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 3:44 am Post subject:
Um. Were we supposed to beg them to stay?
Are we supposed to care that they're gone?
Who the hell was that, anyway? _________________ There will come a time when you believe everything is finished, but that will be the beginning. - Louis L'Amour
Joined: Mar 01, 2004 Posts: 1788 Location: Ohio is for lovers
Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 4:05 am Post subject:
I find you get more out of something when you put more into it. Forums? Chat? There's plenty to do around here even if joe hasn't posted in a couple weeks. _________________
I want to see people like me, rising up with hate-filled eyes and smoking genetalia--posessed by ancient volcano gods, waving vast breasts and improbable penises at the secret masters of the world-- brown-trousering the naughty twenty-four hours a day"SJ
I have to disagree with potato avatar guy, without the stories this is the slowest forum ever created. Meh, luckily I have the ENTIRE internet to explore as well, cause i'm special...maybe the deleted guy is only allowed to check a few sites a day or from a prearranged list...so he/she/it has to be frugal, I understand. _________________ <-Tri/_p
maggot_hex Too much of a postwhore for my own good
Joined: Feb 11, 2006 Posts: 6393 Location: Federal Way, WA
Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 4:54 pm Post subject:
You're new, you weren't around during the glory days when someone could rack up 100 posts in a couple hours. Chat was active in a similar fashion at the same time. In fact, my personal opinion of why chat and the forums are dead so often is twofold: you have people like opiumfireworksandlead (the guy who made the beginning post in this thread) that only see a handful of updates and leave, and people who pop into chat, see noone talk for five seconds and also leave. The other is that a large percentage of the old guard doesn't come around anymore. When was the last time someone saw a new post from DJ_Mittens? How about Slade? Or perhaps homncruse (and I bug him to come to the forums on an almost weekly basis)? Granted, a few of the old people have started coming around again; Kea and Anime all but disappeared for quite some time, but have started being active in chat and here. _________________ This post brought to you by Petty Revenge: When not being a jerk just won't do.
Joined: Feb 26, 2004 Posts: 1605 Location: Connecticut
Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 7:31 pm Post subject:
i liked snails comments, and yeah, it's a little busier when joe's posting, but still go post some new interesting thread posts, get people talking, but i didn't think of the fact he might only get to visit 4 or 5 sites a day, in that case I'd be a bit perturbed as well.
as for loki's post...i can't say i miss any of them but yeah, they were some of the biggest post whores. post whoring is great when you're doing it (what was the group of us that did it at first called? the spammer trinity or some shit?) but is quite annoying to everyone else, kinda like when that kid talks too loudly in a restaurant, but if it's your kid they could be hitting the guy at the table behind you with a hammer while screaming "poop!" and it's cute and funny. _________________ http://www.jeremyhalvorsen.com
"Just because I rock doesn't mean I'm made of stone"
Lady_Stardust Super Hip Norwegian Pyromaniac Chick (Moderator)
Joined: Jul 21, 2004 Posts: 6739 Location: The land of the midnight sun (Norway!)
Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 7:54 pm Post subject:
Well, that was sad, wasn't it. Let us have a moment of silence before we join together for the customary adding of chocolate to milk in remembrance of whoever that guy thought he was.
Mmmmmm......chocolate...... _________________ This calls for a delicate blend of psychology and extreme violence.
maggot_hex Too much of a postwhore for my own good
Joined: Feb 11, 2006 Posts: 6393 Location: Federal Way, WA
Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 8:02 pm Post subject:
Heh, I'm always in favor of traditions that involve chocolate. _________________ This post brought to you by Petty Revenge: When not being a jerk just won't do.
Not that anyone cares, but that was that Opiumfireworksandchickensandwiches guy, or whatever his SN does. Sucks that he left, but hey, a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do. _________________ I want to go out of this life the same way I came in. Screaming at the top of my lungs and covered in someone else's blood.
jahnbodah <insert random generic useless link here>
Joined: Dec 11, 2004 Posts: 462 Location: Columbus, ohio
Posted: Thu May 22, 2008 3:44 pm Post subject:
YAY CHOCOLATE!!!
_________________ WOOHOO!!!! A place for my signature! ...ok...
...lets see...um...
JahnBodah
...Yep! There we go! ...wow, that handwritting is kinda sloppy...I hope people can read it...
...?
coldnight The ONLY Thought Provoking Content Poster (Moderator)
Joined: Mar 21, 2004 Posts: 2461 Location: Vermont
Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 7:45 am Post subject:
Ahhh someone has left. Someone who I think, several times would come into chat, say "You arn't talking!" and leave. Quality participant...
Yeah.
That said, I know I'm pretty lazy these days too - got to be 'cause I'm spending 2 or 3 hours a day taking things out of boxes and putting them in the right places. Sometimes that means two floors up or down or over there, in the back room or, wait, I need a part that I saw 3 days ago.. I think it is in the .....
etc etc. Oh and today I bought a lawn mower and mowed the front and side parts of the lawn. Maybe tomorrow I'll do the back.
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