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PostPosted: Sat May 17, 2008 2:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

How does one sell blood for 500 dollars? I have blood!!
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PostPosted: Sat May 17, 2008 3:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well, at least in this case, you have to have never been exposed, vaccinated, or otherwise have antibodies to meningitis; you also must be a non-smoker for at least 6 months, not use any recreational drugs; finally, you have to find a clinical research lab. You might wanna try a university.
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PostPosted: Sat May 17, 2008 4:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well they may need stoner blood too..

You get paid double if it's blood infused with a tropical disease.
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Dug through LoDT and found an old thread with usercodes and XBox Live names of MI users so that people would have this information readily available. This makes Maggot_Hex a true hero in every sense of the word. Be sure to let him know how much you appreciate his digging through LoTD to find that thread so that you could post into it and read the names of other MI users who have handles on gaming networks, because he deserves the praise and accolades.


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PostPosted: Sat May 17, 2008 4:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Drugs in the blood would interfere with the drugs they're gonna put in it (after it's out of you). In most of the studies I was in, you couldn't even have caffeine.
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PostPosted: Sat May 17, 2008 9:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

maggot_hex wrote:
Well, at least in this case, you have to have never been exposed, vaccinated, or otherwise have antibodies to meningitis; you also must be a non-smoker for at least 6 months, not use any recreational drugs; finally, you have to find a clinical research lab. You might wanna try a university.


I've never had anything to do with meningitis. I have, however, been vaccinated against smallpox and anthrax.
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PostPosted: Mon May 19, 2008 10:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

maggot_hex wrote:
Drugs in the blood would interfere with the drugs they're gonna put in it (after it's out of you). In most of the studies I was in, you couldn't even have caffeine.


OMG, the perfect study for me!!! I rarely drink caffeinated beverages, except when I'm on vacation (can't skip out on Captain & Coke!).

Also, I can think of a reason not to use a strainer for tea. If you're clumsy, like me, you end up dumping the leaves into your cup anyway. I was just in Boston for my sister's college graduation, and I discovered this cute little tea shop called Whittard of Chelsea (apparently very famous in England). I bought a ton of loose-leaf, and I wanted to custom mix my own...they do that, but I had no idea what I was doing, so I skipped it for now. The only problem: they didn't have bamboo infusers, only steel. icon_cry.gif
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Dug through LoDT and found an old thread with usercodes and XBox Live names of MI users so that people would have this information readily available. This makes Maggot_Hex a true hero in every sense of the word. Be sure to let him know how much you appreciate his digging through LoTD to find that thread so that you could post into it and read the names of other MI users who have handles on gaming networks, because he deserves the praise and accolades.


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PostPosted: Tue May 20, 2008 6:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

RSA: I has a new printer.
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PostPosted: Tue May 20, 2008 9:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

RSA: While I was gone for the weekend, my crazy cat puked every time I talked to my hubby on the phone (when he was home, that is). Literally, every time. He thinks she was pissed that I wasn't home to pet her. (She's a lesbian kitty, and prefers to have girls pet her icon_razz.gif )

Lesson: Only call him while he's at work!
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PostPosted: Wed May 21, 2008 8:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

RSA: Opera 9.5 B2 is much faster than 9.2 and reminded me why I like opera so much.


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PostPosted: Thu May 22, 2008 4:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

RSA: I slashed my fingernail with a steak knife. It hurts.
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PostPosted: Sat May 24, 2008 11:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

RSA: Hex is bloodthirsty. Be forewarned! icon_eek.gif




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PostPosted: Sat May 24, 2008 6:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well, I do like my burgers so rare that they bleed, so I suppose....
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PostPosted: Thu May 29, 2008 10:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

RSA: I want to grow veggies!

RSA2: I keep waking up with these cuts on my hands. I don't know where they're coming from!!! ACK!
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RSA1: I gets my PS3 back today.
RSA2: I also gets a new phone today.
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PostPosted: Fri May 30, 2008 1:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

DarkAngela wrote:
RSA: I want to grow veggies!


What kind of space do you have for growing stuff? If you've only got a small area, you can do some planters with stuff like patio tomatoes or you can plant things like lettuce and spinach in windowbox planters.

If you've got more space, the options just get even more numerous.

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RSA2: I keep waking up with these cuts on my hands. I don't know where they're coming from!!! ACK!


Your home is infested with either razor carrying mice or violent elves. Either way, an exterminator should take care of them. icon_wink.gif

RSA: It is perfectly lovely outside today, so I'll be leaving my keyboard to go putter about in the yard and garden in a few moments.
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