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GeneK
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PostPosted: Thu May 08, 2008 9:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

eh just use a strainer, don't be so pretentious.
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PostPosted: Thu May 08, 2008 5:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hey man, ask them...and I don't really think a tea ball is pretentious...but that could just be me protecting my parents...someone come up with a reason not to use a strainer!
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Dug through LoDT and found an old thread with usercodes and XBox Live names of MI users so that people would have this information readily available. This makes Maggot_Hex a true hero in every sense of the word. Be sure to let him know how much you appreciate his digging through LoTD to find that thread so that you could post into it and read the names of other MI users who have handles on gaming networks, because he deserves the praise and accolades.


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PostPosted: Thu May 08, 2008 8:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

RSA: I see Slipknot in a few weeks.
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PostPosted: Sat May 10, 2008 5:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I saw them back in 01. If they still kick half as much ass as 7 years ago, you're in for a treat.
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Dug through LoDT and found an old thread with usercodes and XBox Live names of MI users so that people would have this information readily available. This makes Maggot_Hex a true hero in every sense of the word. Be sure to let him know how much you appreciate his digging through LoTD to find that thread so that you could post into it and read the names of other MI users who have handles on gaming networks, because he deserves the praise and accolades.


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PostPosted: Sat May 10, 2008 6:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've seen them live 3 times to date, and I have all three albums. You could say I'm a bit of a fan icon_razz.gif
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PostPosted: Sat May 10, 2008 7:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

MMW is pretty good.
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PostPosted: Mon May 12, 2008 4:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

RSA: more exams to fail. Hurrah!
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PostPosted: Wed May 14, 2008 7:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I found my shoes!! At least they're mine now!! And for those of you who commented, yes I did search the interweb, I did google, I tried every friggin auction, webshop, e-bay-wannabe site I could find, but no shoes. But, for those of you who even bother reading this, I went to my cousins wedding this weekend, in mid-norway, where they obviously know the meaning of the word "service", and a nice lady in a shoestore there spent 15 minutes searching through the backroom of her store and found, not the Marc Bohan shoes I was looking for, but the exact same shoes from I C U. I am very happy now. In fact, I'm almost happy enough to NOT go down to the shoestores in this shitty town and whack them in the back of their heads with my shoes and tell them "HAH!!! That's what you get for lousy service!!!"

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PostPosted: Thu May 15, 2008 11:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Man, I never thought women were LUCKY to care so much about shoes...now I feel sort of left out...
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Heh, I buy at most one pair of shoes every year, and these being the shoes I really really really wanted for my wedding, I consider myself lucky to obtain them icon_biggrin.gif
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RSA: I get a needle inserted into my arm and 400 mL of blood removed today in exchange for a check for $500 two weeks from today.
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RSA: Tomorrow is my last day at Chase before I start my new job.

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RSA: I need to buy crickets.
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crickets doesn't help your blood regeneration.

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GeneK wrote:
crickets doesn't help your blood regeneration.


No, but they do feed a hungry leopard gecko.
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