Syndication: Validated XML RSS  |  Add to Google  |  Add to My Yahoo!  |  Twitter  |  Facebook  |  LJ   More Joe:  |  Joe's Dumb Journal  |  Automotivetry  |  Could I Have Made It?  




Welcome To Mentally Incontinent!
    Login  |  About/FAQ  |  All Stories  |  FORUMS!!!  |  MI Chat  |  Contact  |  Joe's Blog  
"Still Mentally Incontinent" is a socially-edited book:
read Read:Read the stories in any order and laugh your ass off.
read Edit:Comment on grammar, spelling, plot, or just your opinion!
read Vote:Vote on your favorites to be in Joe's next book!

Learn more, or see how it worked with the first book!


Vote on Chapter 5:

Vote on Chapter 5:

Wheres Your Sense Of Adventure?
A Leisurely Day Along The Mighty Merced
Snagging Some Clips
I`ll Give Away The Ending - They Taste NOTHING Like Grapes
Clang Bang Clang



Results &
Comments


Votes: 59
Comments: 8


Who's Here Now?

Welcome, Anonymous

Registered Members: 4872

Max Members
for Book 2:
TBD


Who's Here Now:

Guests: 28
Members: 1
Total: 29


User Login


Stories:

Still Mentally Incontinent
The second MI Book

Stories posted for
Chapter 6:

Stories in contention for
Chapter 5:
(vote above)

* Where's Your Sense Of Adventure?

* A Leisurely Day Along The Mighty Merced

* Snagging Some Clips

* I`ll Give Away The Ending - They Taste NOTHING Like Grapes

* Clang Bang Clang


The book so far:

Chapter 1:
- Doing The Gay

Chapter 2:
- Never Saw THAT One Coming...

Chapter 3:
- Total Prosers

Chapter 4:
- 1-800-STALKER



If you want to read the contenders for past chapters (and read ALL the non-winning stories for the first book), register for an account! It's free, easy, and safe!


And what kind of author wouldn't give you samples of his first book?

Chapter 1:
- The Wal-Mart Story

Chapter 5:
- The Cows... They Talk!

Chapter 11:
- I'm Just Dying To Know You

All this and more can be found in:

Mentally Incontinent

The first book from this website




Would you like to be notified when new stories come out? Want to read all the stories that didn't make it into the last chapter (or the rest of the book... Or the last book)?
Register or Login!


The Forums:


Topics in red are in Anything Goes and may contain mature content. So... You know... Expect the worst.

 Fuck flying yellow ants.

 I cheered with the white trash people.

 Finally, a candidate that everyone can agree on

 Republicans are stupid.

 There will be no more cool movie trailers.

 Quotey Quotes

 New Story - Not Joe - & NSFW

 Ozone (the band)

 Happy Birthday...

 Things that go together well


Mentally Incontinent
Forums




LINKS!!!!!!

- Fark
- ZUG
- Something To Be Desired
- NEATORAMA!
- Cockeyed
- BBSpot
- Humor Feed
- The Watley Review
- Broken Newz
- PhoneLosers
- For The Retarded
- Lizerati - Best handmade jewelry EVER.
- Virginia Hall, Photographer
- Jeremy Halvorsen
- 127.0.0.1 (Fruitbat!)




Link to Mentally Incontinent with
The Official Button! (But only if you want to... no pressure)




This site hosted on Cornerhost


   

Mentally Incontinent: A Joe The Peacock Book: Forums

OMG!!!!! :: View topic - my first-ish attempt at poetry
Forum RSS Syndication: Validated XML RSSValidated XML RSS

 Forum FAQForum FAQ   SearchSearch   UsergroupsUsergroups   ProfileProfile   Log in to check your private messagesLog in to check your private messages   Log inLog in 

my first-ish attempt at poetry

 
Post new topic   Reply to topic    OMG!!!!! Forum Index -> Creative Works
View previous topic :: View next topic  
Author Message
wolfman
PeTA Cow Killer!
PeTA Cow Killer!


Joined: Sep 04, 2005
Posts: 145
Location: MI

PostPosted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 6:15 pm    Post subject: my first-ish attempt at poetry Reply with quote

a bed of thorns

a long time ago I found
a fickle bed of thorns
and in the midst of danger
there was a single rose
now every day of life
I pass this bed of thorns
and every day I search
for the beauty of the rose
some days its very prominent
and life is full of joy
these are the times I touch it
and thus the pedals grow
some days its quite retracted
beauty within the beast
but I can see its fire
and smell its sweet release
once in every long long while
the rose it seems to vanish
for in the prickly jungle
I cannot feel its peace
now often times its true
the rose is right on top
and everyone can tell
even if they fail to stop
thou when its deep inside
and hidden from their sight
I know the bud exists
still deep within my heart
but when it disappears
to me along with them
these are the times I wonder...

the end.
_________________
anything witty is only witty once
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
neofox87
I do not care about custom titles, not one... HEY! NO! Don't make this my title! I SAID I DON'T CARE OMG STOP

Down's Syndrome Gangsta 4 L1f3


Joined: Feb 27, 2005
Posts: 672

PostPosted: Fri May 02, 2008 2:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

This poem is totally about being on E while in the Lowe's home and garden section. Naked.
_________________
-neofox87

OMFGOLDFISH!
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail Visit poster's website
Snall
PeTA Cow Killer!
PeTA Cow Killer!


Joined: Jan 12, 2008
Posts: 146

PostPosted: Fri May 02, 2008 5:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

For some reason I see it as being in love with a crazy person, or a woman as they're commonly known. I'm serious about the crazy person part though.
_________________
<-Tri/_p
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail Visit poster's website AIM Address
wolfman
PeTA Cow Killer!
PeTA Cow Killer!


Joined: Sep 04, 2005
Posts: 145
Location: MI

PostPosted: Fri May 02, 2008 9:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

neofox87 wrote:
This poem is totally about being on E while in the Lowe's home and garden section. Naked.


well you caught me, thats what I was doing when I wrote it.

icon_lol.gif
_________________
anything witty is only witty once
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
Display posts from previous:   
Post new topic   Reply to topic    OMG!!!!! Forum Index -> Creative Works All times are GMT + 5 Hours
Page 1 of 1

 
Jump to:  
You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot vote in polls in this forum

Powered by phpBB © 2001, 2005 phpBB Group


This site and all contents herein ©, TM, ¥ , €, ¢, ± and everything else 2003-2007 Joe Peacock (unless otherwise noted). Mentally Incontinent is a registered trademark of Joe Peacock, so feel free to steal my logo and stuff but be prepared to get email that says you shouldn't. Any and all content present currently or added to this site is immediately licensed to Joe Peacock and Mentally Incontinent to do whatever the hell I want with it, but ownership (copyright) remains with the originator of the material. PLEASE Feel free to print out, email, post on your site or otherwise give any story on this site to anyone you like, as long as credit is given to the author and www.mentallyincontinent.com. Reproducing a story on this site without giving proper credit, charging for a story on this site, and swearing at your mother are big no-no's and will get you in deep trouble (and probably slapped), so don't do it. Also, I'm obligated to tell you that VERY OLD portions of this web site engine's code are Copyright © 2002 by PHP-Nuke (but I'll be damned if I could actually point to any left on this site that still exists as the PHP-Nuke guys wrote it). All Rights Reserved.


Still Mentally Incontinent: A Penguin / Gotham Book