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PostPosted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 6:36 am    Post subject: Look what I found! Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 9:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

They don't -look- very colorful...
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 10:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Someone needs to reread their book.
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 6:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

That's not what they looked like when I sold them.

This is what I had to lug around:

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 9:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I always buy things based on how much faux wood-grain sticker area they have. This explains why I never had an NES but instead had 20 Atarti 2600's.
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But I do have the right Rainbow Vacuums, correct?
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 2:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

indeed you do.
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 8:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

maggot_hex wrote:
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 6:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Haha, my 'soontobehusband' sold the Princess Vacuums some years ago. Looked pretty much like the pic Joe posted. Huge friggin' things. And insanely priced as well.
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 10:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hm, I do like the idea of a vacuum that uses water...my cat dander allergies are so bad that it's worse for 3 days after vacuuming than it was before. Even if there were hairball-tumbleweeds rolling around the room.
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 10:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I see someone doesn't have a HEPA filter vacuum....
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 10:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I do, it's not enough!
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 10:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well, the obvious solution is if you're allergic to cats, don't have pet cats, but I know that ain't gonna work.
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 10:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ironically, I was not allergic to cats until I already had three of them. But they're now 7, so they probably only have another 20 years left in them O.o
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