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kublaikhan Provider of Magical Potatoes and Mindflayer Tavern Wenches
Joined: Dec 21, 2004 Posts: 380
Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 9:28 am Post subject:
They don't -look- very colorful... _________________ In Xanadu did Kubla Khan
A stately pleasure dome decree
Where Alph, the sacred river, ran
Through caverns measureless to man,
Unto a soundless sea
Lady_Stardust Super Hip Norwegian Pyromaniac Chick (Moderator)
Joined: Jul 21, 2004 Posts: 6809 Location: The land of the midnight sun (Norway!)
Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 6:15 pm Post subject:
Haha, my 'soontobehusband' sold the Princess Vacuums some years ago. Looked pretty much like the pic Joe posted. Huge friggin' things. And insanely priced as well. _________________ This calls for a delicate blend of psychology and extreme violence.
DarkAngela Fights LightAngela for World Domination (changed by MaggotHex)
Joined: Sep 02, 2005 Posts: 1777 Location: Palm Beach, Florida
Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 10:03 pm Post subject:
Hm, I do like the idea of a vacuum that uses water...my cat dander allergies are so bad that it's worse for 3 days after vacuuming than it was before. Even if there were hairball-tumbleweeds rolling around the room. _________________ "A government big enough to give you everything you want is strong enough to take everything you have." -Pres. Ford
DarkAngela Fights LightAngela for World Domination (changed by MaggotHex)
Joined: Sep 02, 2005 Posts: 1777 Location: Palm Beach, Florida
Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 10:21 pm Post subject:
I do, it's not enough! _________________ "A government big enough to give you everything you want is strong enough to take everything you have." -Pres. Ford
maggot_hex Too Much Of A Postwhore For My Own Good
Joined: Feb 11, 2006 Posts: 8671 Location: Federal Way, WA
Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 10:24 pm Post subject:
Well, the obvious solution is if you're allergic to cats, don't have pet cats, but I know that ain't gonna work. _________________ This post brought to you by Petty Revenge: When not being a jerk just won't do.
DarkAngela Fights LightAngela for World Domination (changed by MaggotHex)
Joined: Sep 02, 2005 Posts: 1777 Location: Palm Beach, Florida
Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 10:34 pm Post subject:
Ironically, I was not allergic to cats until I already had three of them. But they're now 7, so they probably only have another 20 years left in them O.o _________________ "A government big enough to give you everything you want is strong enough to take everything you have." -Pres. Ford
maggot_hex Too Much Of A Postwhore For My Own Good
Joined: Feb 11, 2006 Posts: 8671 Location: Federal Way, WA
Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 10:44 pm Post subject:
Or, if you get a baby Burmese python, they only have about 10 to 12 months left _________________ This post brought to you by Petty Revenge: When not being a jerk just won't do.
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