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Still Mentally Incontinent
The second MI Book

The first Seven Chapters:

Chapter 1:
- Doing The Gay

Chapter 2:
- Never Saw THAT One Coming...

Chapter 3:
- Top Five Worst Birthdays Ever

Chapter 4:
- 1-800-STALKER

Chapter 5:
- Where's Your Sense Of Adventure?

Chapter 6:
- I Never Really Was The Outdoor Type

Chapter 7:
- Sorry, Deer



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Chapter 1:
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Chapter 5:
- The Cows... They Talk!

Chapter 11:
- I'm Just Dying To Know You

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The New Book Is On Presale!
By joe the peacock
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UPDATE: as of 12:15AM 9.14.09, I'm #5000(ish) on Amazon overall and #13 in Humor! I'm beating out Flying Spaghetti Monster and F My Life! That's INSANE!

UPDATE 2: as of 12:36PM 9.14.09, I'm at #1762 overall and #6 in Humor! WHAT THE HELL! This is so great... I don't deserve you guys. Seriously you all ROCK.

UPDATE 3: and now, it's 2:23PM 9.14.09 and were at #1148 and #5 in humor. I am seriously stunned.

UPDATE 4: ...holy shit. #3 in Humor on Amazon, #813 overall. Like... I don't even know what to say.

UPDATE 5: I have officially run out of ways to say "I don't know what to say." It's #2 in humor on Amazon now. All I can say is thank you everyone.

UPDATE 6: I bet you're sick of these. Anyway, hanging strong at #2 in Humor, but check it out: #646 overall, and #4 in both satire categories. THIS IS NUTS



So check this out: The new book is now available for presale on Amazon.com!




Isn't that rad?



So some other info:


The book comes out November 3, 2009. The official Book Release Party is going to be November 7, 2009 in Atlanta, with a location TBA. RSVPs can be made at the MI Facebook fan page or in the RSVP thread in the MI forums. I would LOVE to see you there!



There will be book signings through Christmas, then again starting in January next year. If you have a city you'd like me to come hang out in and be all authory, just contact me and let me know.



And lastly, new stories and a new redesign of this site start next week. Be on the look out.



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